My unofficial resume

My best performance as a housewife EVER!
My best performance as a housewife EVER!

When I was in elementary school, I played a housewife in a musical. Here I am holding a spatula which I’d later unleash upon a classmate. Note the rubber hair rollers that gave you splendid curls and a magnificent headache. Needless to say that I have never been able to top this performance.

magnetsI lived in two of these countries and in that lone state. In the other country, I met my significant other who later became my husband.

I did not buy a magnet from the state we live in right now. Is that a sign I am going to retire here?

My future bulletin board
My future bulletin board

This is a serious collection and not at all a sign that I might have a small problem. The plan was to decorate one whole wall in my office with these babies to form one huge but amazing bulletin board. But… I don’t have enough yet to cover the wall. Wanna help me?

Monday Morning Face
Monday Morning Face

I am not a morning person and especially not on Monday mornings. This is what I look like then, seriously. Getting up in the dark and dragging yourself to the gym is such a pain. Lucky for me, Mondays start with coffee, yoga, and more coffee so by Tuesday I am all sunshine again.

I have proposed to many Presidents to cancel Mondays and that we go straight to Tuesday. To compensate for Monday we could add a flex-day. This day can be used as needed. If flex-days are not used by the end of the calendar year, they roll over or you can exchange them for frequent flyer miles.

My #1 fan
My #1 fan

I am blessed with a loyal crowd of fans who come over to cheer me on while I write. This is my number 1 fan.

He comes over and loudly announces his arrival by banging on the window. Then he patrols on the latch and stands guard while I try to work. He does take breaks but he always comes back.

Bulls-eye or Orcs-eye
Bulls-eye or Orcs-eye

Some of you who know that I am a human rights defender and cold case blogger have asked me how I relax during the day. You can imagine that some of the cases that I work on are a tad gruesome. Well, I let off steam on the archery ranch. Bulls-eye or Orcs-eye, it’s all good.

Disclaimer: this unofficial resume is part of  #digiwrimo and is not meant to be taken serious. But seriously, I am a crack shot and yes, one day I will have human fans!

21 thoughts on “My unofficial resume

  1. Yes, it is funny that certain themes are emerging among the #digiwrimo crowd! I have been thinking about making a bottle house myself. (Our state doesn’t recycle glass, so we haul it to a neighboring state. Because it’s not convenient, we tend to accumulate quite a lot of bottles before making the trip. A tad bit embarrassing.)

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    1. Recycling is so different per state and city. Some have no options at all and others have this elaborate system with different containers for anything. It should be more uniform at least per state.

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  2. I made a bulletin board out of corks once. I went to a local restaurant and asked them to save the corks for me. Do that! I love this CV because it says so much about who you are that your real resume would never cover.

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    1. Thank you, Kimberley. I actually have two moving boxes with corks but it still isn’t enough for the whole wall. Maybe I should just to part of the wall. We’ll see!

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